"The goggles, they do nothing!!!"

The petition referenced in this article must be signed, right now, by everyone. It will be a great, great day when this guy stops making movies. (Yeah, I know he won't actually do it, but a guy can hope, right? Right?)

For those of you who don't know who Uwe Boll is, here are some references:

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